Caption Contest: Planet of the Apes

Have you ever had the experience where you can see yourself doing something, and you know you're going to regret it later, but you just can't make yourself stop? Like maybe when you're inserting yourself into the scene in Planet of the Apes where Charleton Heston is kissing Zira the chimp-woman and then posting it to the interwebs for the whole world to see?

Sigh. I'm just glad I have my eyes closed. Here goes nothing....



You know the drill. Post your caption in the comments. Mrs. Diesel and I will pick our faves and I'll post them on Tuesday. Have fun. And have a swell weekend!

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