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Caption Contest Winners


This week's winning caption came from Brad, who decisively spanked all competition. Brad, you may proudly display the In Your Face award.



Sparrow came in 2nd, with:
Nick recoiled as he caught a faint whiff of ape coming from Diesel's direction.
And once again, Theresa placed with her entry:
Diesel: You just gave her the pencil? Wrong move, man, wrong move.
I think this is the first time that two of the three top-rated captions were callbacks to previous posts. Nicely done, folks. Way to confuse the new readers.

Have a great weekend, and stay out of the malls. I'll see you back here on Monday.

Until then, remember to always ask yourself WWHD?

Humor-blogs.com just gave her the pencil.

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