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You guys should really check out Tina's blog. She's wacky.

Jocelyn is slightly less wacky, but she makes up for it with added coherency.

Have you ordered your signed, discounted copy of Crummy Church Signs Volume 1 by our good friend and witty gentleman Joel Bezaire yet? You only have a few days left. Get it now!

As for me, I'm over at the Snark today, talking about my (and Dennis Kucinich's) UFO sighting.

It's going to be another busy day. I'll see you back here tomorrow for another entry in the caption contest. I think I've really outdone myself this time.*

Update 9:51 - Okay, apparently I'm not at the Snark today. But I will be tomorrow. As well as here. With the most awesome caption pic.**

Also, I think I've fixed the problem with the blank space between the header and the post. Let me know if you notice anything else weird.


*In waiting until the very last minute to do a caption contest pic.
**that I can come up with in about an hour tonight.

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