Thursday Shriek-Out: Humor-Blogs.com

Greetings, flesh-bags! I am Grundir the Implacable, Nazgûl and Meme-Wraith. My master, Diesel, is too busy serving the kingdom of Googûl to deal with the likes of you. Although this site has been largely meme-free for the past several weeks, my lord Diesel has released me from my undisclosed location in his barn in order to deliver the customary Thursday 'shout-out.' As I have no corporeal form, it is difficult for me to shout, so my words tend to come out as a ghastly shriek. Sorry about that.

Bah! Why am I apologizing to you, when you should be cowering in fear of me? That doesn't sound right. Cowering in fear. Of me. Cowering of me. In fear. Prepositions are something I have always had a problem with.

In any case, I am here to urge you to visit Humor-blogs.com. Why? Because you will laugh your corporeal ass off, that's why. Also, my master's site has inexplicably slipped to third place in the rankings, and he needs your help to get back on top of Joel. Er, you know what I mean. It's unseemly for my lord Diesel to be listed third on his own humor blog directory. Every visit to humor-blogs.com will help improve my master's score.

So visit Humor-blogs.com today. And tomorrow. And every day this week. And next week. And on and on, until your quivering flesh lies still, rotting amongst the barrow wights.

My master will return tomorrow with the caption contest winners. Make sure you vote.

Oh, and visit humor-blogs.com.

Bah!