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Although the avowed purpose of this blog is now to get Huey Lewis recognized as the classic rock paragon that he is, pragmatic considerations force me to be your dancing monkey once again. Let me make it clear, however, that I am doing this only to further the greater cause. From now on, everything I do on this blog will be motivated by my loyalty to Huey. "WWHD?" will be my driving principle.

In this case, I think Huey would want me to get on with posting the caption contest finalists:

As predicted, the National Receding Hairline Association's inaugural meeting was poorly attended.

- Brad

Diesel and Cage debate exactly what attire is acceptable on casual Fridays.

- Mark Jabo

As the two men scaled the mountain of steps triumphantly and gazed down upon the civilians dozens of feet below them, it was clear what they must name the newly conquered hill: Widow's Peak.

- CrummyJoel

Diesel: You just gave her the pencil? Wrong move, man, wrong move.

- Theresa

Nic: Look at me when I'm talking to you.
Diesel: But there's a camera.

- rjlight

Diesel and Cage scout out locations for their Giant Vulva monument.

- Lonie Polony

Diesel: Relax, will ya? I'll only take out enough to show you what I mean by "big".

- crazy aunt bea

Nick recoiled as he caught a faint whiff of ape coming from Diesel's direction.

- Sparrow

A disgruntled Nick demanded a second round after losing to Diesel in their not so inconspicous game of "I squish your head".

- Zoning Out Again

Nick (thinking) : OK, if I take 2 steps forward and pivot 42 degrees, pushing Diesel with 27 foot pounds of pressure, I think he'll roll all the way down the steps and hit the water just as the monument's shadow is at its peak . . .

- Candace





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