Caption Contest Winners

This week's winning caption came from the beautiful and witty Kadi Prescott, whose blog, Seven Seeds, you should visit right now. I have a feeling that Kadi is going to be very popular in the near future, so you should make a point to get over there and become her friend while she will still have you.

Kadi, you may display the prestigious In Your Face award:




I have to admit that I was silently rooting for Jay's entry, because it ties in so well with the newfound purpose of this blog:

"We're very disappointed with your refusal to play Huey Lewis on this station."

And finally, the woman who may soon be known as Third Place Theresa (the 'h' is silent), with another clever pop culture reference:

The Cat in the Hat was really sorry he'd let Thing One and Thing Two out of the box.

I also have to give a special shout-out to Crazy Aunt Bea, whose caption, though doomed to go down to defeat, holds a special place in my heart. You'll have to ask her what a "diesel fitter" is exactly, but I'll be darned if she doesn't work a "diesel fitter" joke into every freaking caption contest. I don't get them, but they still make me laugh every time. So of course I burst into uncontrollable fits of giggles when she checked in with this little gem:

Jules: Say "diesel fitter" again. SAY "DIESEL FITTER" AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you, motherf**ker.

Okay folks, time for me to get some motherf***ing work done. See you back here on Monday for an insightful analysis of the state of the American economy. Tip your waitresses and buy my book.

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