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This week's winning caption came from newcomer carolinebender. Nice work, Caroline! I assume your first name is Caroline. It could be Car or Carolinebe for all I know. Anyway, as the winner, you may display the prestigious In Your Face Award:




It was a two-person race this week, and Sparrow ended up in second with:
"But Alfred, if I have to take my glasses off to get into the Batsuit, I'll be blind as a...oh."
And frequent finisher Brad pulled in a distant third with:
"Is there an opening for my...um...guano?"

Great job, everybody. I think this was my favorite one so far. Carolinebe's caption actually made me snort, an honor I generally reserve for the some of the stronger episodes of Charles in Charge.

I'll be back on Monday with a post on why "The First Noel" is the worst Christmas carol ever.

In the mean time, make sure you cast your vote for Huey in the Huey-pocalypse. So far, Huey is climbing Jacob's Ladder to victory, but we're still Walking on a Thin Line, people. If This is It we're in good shape, but remember that sometimes Bad is Bad. Where the hell am I going with this?

Just vote, ok. And spread the News. Together we can bring Huey Back to the Future.


Don't bet your future on a roll of the dice. Better remember, humor-blogs.com never strikes twice.

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