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Man, there were some killer captions this time. I had a tough time picking. (Mrs. Diesel will occasionally pick a favorite or two, but lately she's been making me do the grunt work. Like this is my blog or something.)

Here are the ten finalists. Vote for your favorite, and I'll post the winners on Friday. And make sure you come back tomorrow to read the conclusion of the Galactic Invertebrates saga. See you then!



y not i said...

After mistaking Diesel's head for a giant Pez dispenser, Rambo becomes enraged when he can't get any candy out.

CrummyJoel said...

...I swear......I didn't know......that it was a fake Rolex....


crazy aunt bea said...

Rambo gives Diesel a little head.


BRWombat said...

I was... kidding... I... LIKED "Stop or My Mom Will Shoot!"


Kadi Prescott said...

I'm sorry! I didn't know it was the last temporary hand tattoo!


Miss Britt said...

When you squeeze me like that, I worry I will fart.


stushie said...

Hey, look Apollo! I caught the chicken!


Bex Mitchell said...

Rambo - "...and I will love him, and hug him, and
call him George..." (Diesel sighs with contentment.)


AnnieB said...

J*sus! This is like trying to open a f**king jar of pickles!


Deb (Missives From Suburbia) said...

No, Diesel, I swear. This is EXACTLY how my chiropractor does it. Wait... wait... yes... Ahhh... did you hear your neck crack? Diesel? DIESEL?!



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