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This week's winning caption came from y not i. Y not i, if you had a blog, you could display the coveted In Your Face award:



In second place was Bex Mitchell, with:
Rambo - "...and I will love him, and hug him, and
call him George..." (Diesel sighs with contentment.)
And in third, AnnieB with:
J*sus! This is like trying to open a f**king jar of pickles!
Congratulations, folks. There were some really good entries this week. Personally, I had to go with Stushie's "Hey, look Apollo! I caught the chicken!" I mean, come on, that's funny.

Thanks for playing and/or voting, everybody. And thanks for your kind comments on my Monkeyhands post. You have no idea how glad I am to be out of that place. As one commenter noted, Monkeyhands was never going to change, so there was no point in giving him the benefit of my opinion. That's really what finally made me gave up on the place: As long as Monkeyhands was running the place, it was always going to be a two-bit monkey show, because he was incapable of learning from the people around him. You'll be happy to know that just about every key employee has left GI since then, having evidently come to the same conclusion. It's too bad, because the company had a lot of potential (which is why I stuck around so long), but Monkeyhands' ego was always going to get in the way of any large scale success. The best thing for all of us was to move on.

I'll be back on Monday with another sock drawer post. Have a great weekend!

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