Happy Birthday and Get Well Soon!

It's the happiest, saddest and most inappropriate day of the year! Yes, Inappropriate Card Day is finally here!



Celebrate by giving an inappropriate card to someone you recognize! Or don't!

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The competition in the caption contest was fierce this week.



I finally narrowed it down to these ten:

Brad:

"Most of all, I'd like to thank our optometrists..."

Mark Jabo:

Nominated for Best Picture and, in the lesser known category of Best Mattress Police Caption... "No Country For Old Men"

ArmadilloTrader:

Out of nowhere, Diesel gets a brilliant idea for his sure-fire Oscar winning movie : "Raging Apocalypse Temple of Doom Wars"

renalfailure:

And the Oscar for Worst Combined Eyesight goes to...

kev:

Unable to fight the urge any longer, Diesel decides to give in to temptation and feast on Martin Scorsese's delicious brain.

.45:

The Hair Club for Men delighted this year in bestowing its coveted Golden Baldie award on a shocked and tearful Britney Spears.

stushie:

Surrounded by his peers, Grumpy smiled at last when he was given the Oscar for best performance in "No Country for Old Dwarves."

Tina:

In a moment Diesel would dip his head down and find out once and for all whether Academy Awards were made of chocolate, as he had always believed.

VE:

Spielberg: "I don't know who he is either. I thought he was one of those Coen Brothers..."

y not i:

A near perfect hand: Four kings and a joker.

Opinion Polls & Market Research

Cast your vote and then go check out the new humor magazine, the Clay Pigeon. And then send an inappropriate card. And click this link so that I don't keep dropping in the Humor-Blogs.com rankings.

And call your mother.

Did I mention that you should visit humor-blogs.com?