Iron Man Caption Contest Winners

In a truly historic turn of events, Brad won the contest two times in a row, for a total of three wins! I even had to make a special banner for him:



In second place was newcomer Jenny, Bloggess, with:

The vasectomy was difficult but a success. There would be no more toaster-related paternity suits in Iron Man's future.

And Barry took third with:

"Hey c'mon Diesel! You said it was just going to be a bit of spanking and back to the script! Hey! Can you hear me? Look I'm using the safety word! Spaghetti!! Spaghetti!!"

I also have to give a special nod to three contestants for Most Obscure Mattress Police Reference. If you get all three of these references, you definitely need to get out more:

carolinebender:

"Frankly, building lawn mowers sounds like a pain in the ass, so how about if I spend an extra three weeks and build a machine that builds lawn mowers?"

stushie:

Sadly, Diesel forgot the fatal difference between building a cyborg, instead of an android.

Deb on the Rocks:

Tentacle porn soon led to more hardcore stuff for the once-innocent lad Diesel.

Thanks for participating, everybody. Have an Ironic end to a Manic week.


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