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Brad said...

Factoring in parts and labor, this was going to be the most expensive date Diesel had ever had.

Barry said...

"Hey c'mon Diesel! You said it was just going to be a bit of spanking and back to the script! Hey! Can you hear me? Look I'm using the safety word! Spaghetti!! Spaghetti!!"

ArmadilloTrader said...

"Diesel, I don't want to be lonely. Don't forget to make 'Iron Dog' when you're done."

Joel Bezaire said...

Dude, why are your hands always so damn cold?!?

.45 said...

"I think I'll give him a little something extra to satisfy the Iron Maiden."

stushie said...

Diesel realized he had drunk one too many when he was caught trying to milk Iron Man.

Jay said...

"Dang it! I never can remember which metric tools correspond with with standard tools. Curse me for buying a foreign car!"

Theresa said...

"You know, if you upgrade to stainless steel you won't keep having all these rust problems."

Jenny, Bloggess said...

The vasectomy was difficult but a success. There would be no more toaster-related paternity suits in Iron Man's future.

Deb on the Rocks said...

Diesel, next time YOU are the naughty cyborg and I'm the tool.

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