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Congrats, Joel!



Crummy Joel took top honors this week. I think this is his third win, which ties him with Brad for most wins. Joel already has my book because he's a smart guy who know quality humor writing when he sees it, but maybe I'll send him another t-shirt. What? You didn't know there were Mattress Police t-shirts? I guess I should add that link back to my template.



Here's your award, Joel.



McCafferty Himself took second with:
Diesel is crushed that Travolta avoids making eye contact the morning after their special night together.
And newcomer EZ came in third:
Double forehead and bad hair? With a package like that, she won't even notice!!
Thanks for playing, everybody.

I should have some time this weekend to fix all the crap that's been breaking around here and Humor-Blogs.com. And maybe, just maybe, even write an actual post or two.

Have a great weekend.

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