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Ok, folks, here are the finalists. I just got home and I'm pretty freaking exhausted, so hopefully I don't wake up tomorrow morning and realize I picked 10 lame-ass captions.

Although if the other choice is not waking up, then I guess I'd go with the first option.

Did I mention I'm really tired?


Saint Schizophrenia said...

Diesel finds out exactly how seriously Scientologists take their zero-tolerance stance on anti-depressants.


Jay said...

"Hey guys! Heading to the Bob Marley concert?"


stushie said...

Twenty five years later, Travolta's Saturday Night Fever had mutated into an interplanetary epidemic.


CrummyJoel said...

Diesel would later realize that this was the least weird part of the Scientology recruitment tour.


Brad said...

"Tom! Kirstie! We got another one!"


Pablo said...

The aliens from the planet Lasiks made all who wear glasses into second class citizens. Diesel just liked the attention.


McCafferty Himself said...

Diesel is crushed that Travolta avoids making eye contact the morning after their special night together.


Mark Jabo said...

Diesel: I'm just saying...these hairstyles aren't going to help Scientology shed its image as a bat-sh*t crazy cult.


EZ said...

Double forehead and bad hair? With a package like that, she won't even notice!!


Bunk said...

"C'mon! Sing with me! 'OOgachaca! OOga OOga OOga OOgachaca!' C'mon guys, you know the words..."



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