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Alrighty, folks. Here are the captions. Choose wisely. I will post the results on Friday. Remember, the winner gets a copy of my book, Antisocial Commentary: From the Secret Files of the Mattress Police. And yes, Brad, one of these days I will mail your copy out as well.









Joel Bezaire said...

All together now, kids: "Shot through the heart! And you're to blame..."


Brad said...

Due to the inevitable lawsuit, Diesel Day Camp was a short lived endeavor.


Poke said...

In Narnia, no one can hear Diesel scream.


Dave said...

Hey, didn't I make that quiver last night?


stushie said...

The first time that you see a hobbit in Narnia, shoot to kill, Susan.


y not i said...

Your bow and arrow doesn't scare me. Look behind you. There's a giant version of myself with a gun. HA!


Brad "Wombat" Randall said...

This was to be the last movie job ever for the assistant who miscast the stand-in for Lucy Pevensie.


Barry Nong said...

Hey! Can you play the theme from Deliverance on that?


Candace said...

Diesel: Now this is a longbow, not a crossbow, so you're going to get 2 shots off every round. Right, now does everyone remember their initiative numbers?


zcreep said...

Bow and Arrow Technical Support recommends pointing the sharp end towards the men dressed in period attire.

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