Police Bulletins

 Subscribe! 

Get updates by email:
 

What does this switch do?

I decided to do a different kind of contest today. Inspired by your comments on my big knob post, I'm holding a contest for the best guess as to what the mystery switch in my car is for.



I will select my ten favorite guesses and post them in a poll for you to vote on. When the winner is selected, I will have a label created for the switch that reflects the winning caption. Your prize will be the knowledge that I am driving around with your label on that switch.



I will also award a special prize to the first person to offer documented proof of what the switch really does (or is supposed to do).

And just to get this out of the way:
1. No, the red light next to the switch does not go on when you click it. I don't know if it's supposed to.
2. I'm not going to tell you what kind of car it is. It shouldn't be hard to figure out.
3. If you've already submitted a guess/theory on my previous post, you don't have to re-submit it. I'll consider all of them.

Have fun!

Labels: ,

posted by Diesel at
StumbleUpon Leave a comment!
Polls are open now! Click on this dojobby to vote for me! =>
Vote for me for Best Humor Blog!






Contact me at diesel[at]mattresspolice.com

Archives

By Department
Exemplary Police Work
Cold Cases

The 2008 Weblog Awards

Buy my book!

Antisocial Commentary: From the Secret Files of the Mattress Police

Antisocial Commentary

By Diesel

Buy new $11.95

Buy from Humor-Blogs.com



Worth a Look
Crummy Church Signs | 15 Minute Lunch | Offended Blogger | Humorium | The Ominous Comma | Predator Press | Sinister Dan | Junk Drawer Blog | The Skwib | Riding with Rickey | Angry Seafood | View from the Cloud | Renal Failure | Radioactive Liberty | Dorky Dad | Lord Likely | Avitable | See Mike Draw | Ironic Catholic | Fracas | Rainy Pamplona | Davezilla | Izzle Pfaff! | I am Bossy | Deb on the Rocks | The "Blog" of "Unnecessary" Quotation Marks | Angry John Sellers



MIASMA

Huey needs your help!

This blog is protected by Grundir the Implacable

The Clay Pigeon
Click to find a funny blog
Blogerella The 2008 Weblog Awards



Buy MP Swag!
What Happens on Jupiter... Shirt

Creative Commons License
This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-No Derivative Works 2.5 License.