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Well, this is unexpected. Last time I checked, Sarah was running away with this contest. Hmmm.

But the caption with the most votes this week came from McCafferty Himself. Mr. Himself, you get to display the coveted In Your Face Award.



You'll also receive a copy of my book, Antisocial Commentary. Just email me your address.

Sarah came in second, with:
The girls were shocked to meet a man that even Samantha wouldn't sleep with.
And in third was Shelley, with:
"Hey! Is that an original Thomas Kinkade? I'm so bidding on that."
Finally, here's the much-anticipated picture of my car's newly labeled mystery switch:



I've flipped the switch up and down a bunch of times, but I still haven't been able to get the light to go on. Practice, practice, practice!

Thanks for your contribution, Deb. I've added you to the caption contest winners over to the right.

Have a swell weekend. See you on Monday.

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