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I suppose it was inevitable that my car would have a clitoris.

Wow, there's a sentence I never thought I'd write.

My own suggestion, "MORE COWBELL", gave it a run for its money, but in the end there was no denying the appeal of "CLITORIS." So that's the label that will go on the Mystery Switch. Thanks, Deb! I'll get the label made up and post it when I get back.

In case you missed yesterday's post, I'm going to be taking a hiatus for a week or so. I've got some great guest bloggers lined up who have promised to expose The Real Diesel. This ought to be interesting.

While you're here, please weigh in on:

(1) Whether you would be interested in buying a discounted copy of my book, so I can order the right amount of copies.
(2) Whether you'd be interested in acquiring Antisocial Commentary Volume 2, so I know whether I should write it or not.

See you in a week or so.

Diesel out.

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