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Some good stuff that I've run across recently in my traverses through the blogosphere:

First up, John Q. Casual presents Twist and Shout: The M. Night Shyamalan Story. An excerpt:
M. Night: See? The ink is running! It's ruined! Water destroyed my report!

Teacher: Well that's stupid. You should have bought some better paper, or some less runny ink or something. You'd think if you went through all of this trouble, you'd make a report that wouldn't be destroyed by something as simple as water.

M. Night: Shut up. Just shut up.

Teacher: Roooooaaaaaar!!

M. Night: What the--!?? Teacher!? You're a bear!!!

Teacher: I have been a bear all along! Roaaarrr!
Read the rest here.

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Rickey Henderson also offers his review of Shyamalan's latest movie:
As people begin killing themselves en masse, the movie quickly shifts from Shyamalan’s all too familiar stomping grounds of Philadelphia to the all too familiar Pennsylvania countryside setting that we’ve seen a bazillion times before in his movies. We wonder, does this guy ever leave the state? Is this a Roman Polanski type of situation where he’ll be arrested on sight for making shitty narcissistic movies if he travels outside the state of Pennsylvania?
Read the rest here.

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Mike from See Mike Draw has started a new project, a series of comic strips about the strange planet known as Urf. Check it out.



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Johnny Virgil from 15 Minute Lunch (yeah, like he needs me sending him traffic) has a funny story about a childhood trip to the zoo.

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And finally, some of your favorite members of Humor-Blogs.com have shown up over at Predator Press.

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That's it for today. Come back tomorrow for the caption contest results.

Diesel out.

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