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Ok, folks, time to vote for your favorite caption. I'll post the winner on Friday.

Thanks to all of those who let me know that I left you off my caption contest standings. I'm obviously not so good with details. I'll correct the standings shortly.

And yes, I'm still planning on posting a pic of my car's clitoris. Hell, I might even wash the car. Patience, people.

Here are your caption finalists:

Brad "Wombat" Randall said...

The women are surprised to learn that the producers have added the character of "Mr. Tiny" to the movie.

scottsunderwater said...

Suddenly Cynthia Nixon's cast-mates understood her sexual preference

Brad said...

Specs and the City

Fold My Laundry Please said...

Finally! A room with enough lighting that my lenses don't look perpetually dark!

sage said...

Hollywood has just announced a sequel to Sex in the City, staring Diesel, making his début, in “A New Found Celibacy for the City”

Shelley said...

"Hey! Is that an original Thomas Kinkade? I'm so bidding on that."

McCafferty Himself said...

John McCain agrees to be Diesel’s friend on MySpace.

toadroller said...

In a unique and serendipitous moment in their long and diverse friendship, all four of the girls had the very same thought at the very same time but for vastly different reasons: "Who's the stiff?"

Deb on the Rocks said...

It was clear that Sex and the City had jumped the shark when they introduced country-bumpkin -with-a-heart-of-gold character "Ugly Cousin Heather."

sarah said...

The girls were shocked to meet a man that even Samantha wouldn't sleep with.



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