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Man, it's getting really hard to pick these caption contest finalists. It's like picking a favorite from among my children, except that I don't have to worry about a bunch of captions on other websites that I don't even know about.

I finally narrowed it down to these ten:




Jay said...

Diesel: "I swear I have the crappiest HMO in the world."




Alex L said...

The first annual meeting of the I hate Thomas Kinkade association.


Fold My Laundry Please said...

Diesel's friends take Dungeons & Dragons VERY seriously!




Bunk Strutts said...

"Diesel, forget the midterms. The Chinese Chicks should be here any minute and you still don't have your Amy Winehouse costume on."



robin said...

Dude, for the last time I'm sorry, I didn't know she was your sister. Can you please stop pretending to ignore me and open my beer? Seriously, I have a goalie's glove for my hand and we all know Abe's useless with a pop-top can.


Carla said...

"Hang on a sec, I'm looking for that picture of you back in high school when you still had your horns."



carolinebender said...

HellBoy, "No, the 7th circle is pretty cool, actually. You have to call ahead to get that set-up, but you should totally come with us next year."



Deb on the Rocks said...

Diesel, come on, what we have is special and forever. I didn't mean to hurt you. Bringing Abe in will just spice things up for a little while, that's all. But it's up to you, baby, it's up to you.


Acorn King said...

Dude, you totally bite it on page 19.




Sherri said...

"Here's to whoever wrote the words to Kumbaya."

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