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Evidently I did a pretty good job on this week's photo, as a few of you seemed genuinely confused about how much of that body was mine. Sadly, not much.



I'm not quite that buff in real life, and I actually have Hello Kitty tattooed on my elbows.



Anyway, here are this week's finalists:

Glacial Spain said...

Fat Guy: "...and then I reached over, put my hand in his crotch and said, and you're raunchy, too, aren't you?!"

CrummyJoel said...

"Sorry, guys...I accidentally "made it happen" in my pants."

Wendy said...

Diesel squealed when Chris, the professional costume designer, promised to make Grundir a fur-trimmed, Hobbit-skin cape.

Brad said...

As always, the local gay biker gang - "Squeals on Wheels" - found time for a laugh...

Poke said...

And this is how I twist my head off.

Stephanie said...

OMG! Ricky Gervais? You look like you've gained 50 pounds!

BRWombat said...

My car has a clitoris, but I have NO idea what to do with it.

Collin said...

The actors tried hard, but Mannequin CSI just wasn't as good.

Acorn King said...

So then he had the audacity to ask if he could borrow my Bedazzler!

wyo said...

Aghast that anyone could possibly think the tattoos on his elbows resembled nipples, Diesel unwittingly assumed a position that only more graphically illustrated the resemblance.

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