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Congrats, toadroller!

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I don't know what a 'toadroller is', but it just won this week's caption contest with something that verges on being a short story.

Toadroller, you may display the coveted In Your Face award on your blog, lily pad, or overpass.

In Your Face

John Stuart came in second with:
No Diesel, this is his Swiss cousin, Yoda Layee Hu.

And John J Savo took third with my own personal favorite:
"Hmmm. Always picked last I am. Different this time, it will be not."


Thanks for playing and/or voting, everyone!

By the way, in case you're curious about the results of the poll about my novel, check them out here. To sum up, 76% of a total of 216 voters said they would be willing to buy Mercury Falls if and when it gets published. That's 164 people, which isn't exactly bestseller territory, but how many novelists go to a publisher with 164 customers lined up before the book has even been accepted for publication? I'm very happy with the results, and I thank everybody who voted. If you would still like to weigh in, please do so. I'll leave the poll open indefinitely.

One more thing: While I'm on the topic of polls, here's another one. I'm trying to figure out how my regular readers found this blog, so if you're a regular reader, please take a second and vote in the poll below. The poll widget will only let me have 10 options, so if you found me through another source (MyBlogLog, HumorBloggers, etc.), please leave a comment letting me know. If you found me through another blog, feel free to leave a comment telling me which one. It would also be helpful to know which post on this site you first came across.



Thanks again, and have a great weekend!



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