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CrummyJoel said...

Stop making fun of his big head! You're making him cry!!


HeyJoe said...

Diesel: YOO HOO!! big shiny metal man with the huge guns!! We're over here!!


Mother Theresa said...

Sarah: Come on babe, you can do it. Just one big burp and you'll feel so much better.


Rickey Henderson said...

"Feel my bosoms if you want to live!"


Avitable said...

Diesel's research for his new book, "Upskirt Photos", is tragically cut short.


Brad said...

"Come with me, if you want to---hey, is that a squirrel?"


Doug at Taunt Vortex said...

Famous dramatic epiphanies :

Anne Sullivan teaches Helen Keller the connection between "water" and the word spelled in her hand.

Sarah, forcing Diesel to look into the mirror, finally convinces him of his overbite.


Anonymous Jess said...

Sarah: ..and this is the 'brace/capture position'. Read me that that next direction?

Diesel: Turn StuntGuy's head 'till you hear his neck cra-AACK!


Dave Crane said...

With your donation you can help people like Diesel live a normal productive life.


Sparrow said...

"Diesel, I don't care HOW scared you are, I'm NOT going to 'hold you 'til the fear in you subsides', dammit!"




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