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Congrats, Al and Joe

Once again, the results were a tie, this time between Al's caption...



and HeyJoe's caption.



You may both display the coveted In Your Face award.

In Your Face


LOBO came in third, with:
"I told you I could make her mouth open by jamming my finger in her Occipital lobe. Pay up, sucker!"
Personally, I was partial to y not i's Justin Guarini hand puppet line, but I'm a little crazy.

One of these days I'll actually update the contest standings over there on the right.

Have a swell Halloween and a super weekend. Meet me back here on Monday for a preview of Barack Obama's inauguration speech.

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