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Quantum of Solace

Rickey Henderson said...

"Octopussy? No Mr. Bond, this is just a woman who happens to own eight cats."

Doug at Taunt Vortex said...

Things get tense on the set when Diesel, in his Directoral debut, accuses Daniel Craig of being Neil Patrick Harris.

Brad said...

"I know you don't like it, Daniel, but the script's the script. The character's name is Areola Vaginatush, and that's that."

Mike said...

"Okay, I got one tuna melt, one ham and chesse and one veggie deluxe with extra pickles."

John J Savo said...

"Damn it! I know he looks extra slimey for a Bond Villain, but you have to take this seriously. Now, let's try again from Bond's line, 'What is a pink-shirt-wearing-faggot like you doing with such a beautiful transexual?'"

Alex L said...

"Sir, I supremely doubt your name is I. Ron Sphinctor, could you please sign it properly!"

Bunk Strutts said...

"Did you want our Signature Banana/Avocado Sauce with that?"

Midleah said...

"Hi there! Would it be alright if I left this copy of The Watchtower with you?"

BRWombat said...

You know I'm honored to be your stand-in, Mr. Craig. But can we discuss this part of the script where it says, "Bond stand-in bursts into flames and dies a horrendous death"???

HeyJoe said...

Bond: James; Bond James.

Diesel: CUT! For the love of God, it's "Bond, James Bond." It's one line, how tough can it be?




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