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HeyJoe said...

Diesel: Hey, turn her a little more to the right. I can almost pick up the Howard Stern Show.

y not i said...

Diesel: Hey, no reason to be scared. It's only my Justin Guarini hand puppet.

Avitable said...

In the ensuing threesome between Bishop, Diesel and Olivia, it was much less MWM and much more MMW than you'd expect.

Doug at Taunt Vortex said...

Jack and Janet enjoy a rousing game of "electroshock therapy" with Chrissy, when they are rudely interrupted by the meddling Mr. Furley.

Jeff Lee said...

Diesel: "This is nothing. I can even do it while I'm drinking a glass of water!"

Brad said...

"That's right, I built my own Olympic beach volleyball player. Just try and top that, Sideshow Bob..."

Al said...

Even hooked up to Diesel's converter, Dunham still found the 2/19/09 transition from analog to digital television to be a far more painful experience than she'd ever imagined.

McCafferty Himself said...

Bishop comforts Olivia who cannot accept that there are no tickets left for the premiere of High School Musical 3.

LOBO said...

"I told you I could make her mouth open by jamming my finger in her Occipital lobe. Pay up, sucker!"

Bunk Strutts said...

"DingDingDing Went the Trolly..."
"MAKE HIM STOP! PLEEEZE MAKE HIM STOP!"
"ClangClangClang Went the Bell..."



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