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Congrats, Taunt Guy!


Doug at Taunt Vortex wins this time around. Doug, you may display the coveted In Your Face award.




Brad came in second with:
"You can flex all you want, Jason. This picture is still gayer than nine picnics."

And y not i placed once again, with:
Frank: The NEW first rule of Fight Club is never, EVER wear those pink pants to Fight Club again.

For the record, my shorts aren't actually pink. I had to change the hue of my pic to match the background, which pinkified my shorts a bit, making this picture even gayer than I had perhaps intended.

Sadly, however, that really is my physique. At least it was a few months back, before I started working out again. Presumably I now look at least marginally better than that.

Sorry I haven't been around much. Got so busy this week I never got around to posting anything on Wednesday. The good news is that I'm very close to being done with Mercury Falls.

See you on Monday!

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