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Four Months in Pictures

I haven’t posted any pics of my house or family lately, mostly because, well, I lost the little cable thingy that connects the camera to my computer. I still haven’t found it, but I bought a card reader from Best Buy, so now I can finally post some ... [Read the full post]
Posted by Diesel on Wednesday, April 30, 2008


Finally, a Post You Can Sink Your Teeth Into!

One can learn a lot of interesting things working at Google.I was surprised to learn, for example, how easy it is to be turned into a werewolf.I am not at liberty to disclose the exact nature of the project I’m working on, but I don’t think that I’m ... [Read the full post]
Posted by Diesel on Monday, April 28, 2008


Oh, the Suspense!

Sorry to flake on you, but I don't have time to post the caption contest results this morning because I've got to leave for the Bay Area in about six minutes. I'll have to do it later today.The good (bad?) news is that gives you a little more time t... [Read the full post]
Posted by Diesel on Saturday, April 26, 2008


Congrats, Joel!

Crummy Joel took top honors this week. I think this is his third win, which ties him with Brad for most wins. Joel already has my book because he's a smart guy who know quality humor writing when he sees it, but maybe I'll send him another t-shirt.... [Read the full post]
Posted by Diesel on Friday, April 25, 2008


Another lame post

Sorry for being so lame this week. Between hackers, work and killing gophers, I haven't had much time to blog. I promise to do better next week.In the mean time, make sure you vote in the caption contest. Remember, the winner gets a copy of my boo... [Read the full post]
Posted by Diesel on Thursday, April 24, 2008


Vote!

Ok, folks, here are the finalists. I just got home and I'm pretty freaking exhausted, so hopefully I don't wake up tomorrow morning and realize I picked 10 lame-ass captions.Although if the other choice is not waking up, then I guess I'd go with the... [Read the full post]
Posted by Diesel on Tuesday, April 22, 2008


...and we're back

Well, looks like things are working again. Never did get around to posting anything today. Things have been crazy. Since we had some technical difficulties, I'll give you until noon Pacific time tomorrow (Tuesday) to get your captions in. I'll pos... [Read the full post]
Posted by Diesel on Monday, April 21, 2008


Grrr...

Sorry, folks. I thought I had fixed the problem, but the malicious frame code is still coming up. I had to take down the Humor-Blogs.com site and disable comments on this site. The problem isn't actually with my sites; it's with the servers my site... [Read the full post]
Posted by Diesel on Sunday, April 20, 2008


Caption Contest: Battlefield Earth

Ok, I think I've gotten a handle on my recent technical difficulties. Apparently the Humor-Blogs.com site and this one were both hacked. The hacker put a bit of code in a hidden frame on the site that would make a call to another website, prompting... [Read the full post]
Posted by Diesel on Friday, April 18, 2008


Gaaaahhhhhh!!!

I've got nothing. My head is killing me. I may have to go back to bed.
Posted by Diesel on Thursday, April 17, 2008


38? But You Seem So Immature!

In two weeks I’ll be thirty-eight years old.I like this age. You know what’s great about being almost thirty-eight? People stop expecting you to grow up. And you can stop pretending that you’re going to some day.When you’re thirty-eight and you in... [Read the full post]
Posted by Diesel on Wednesday, April 16, 2008


Why Do You Do It?

It is understandable that many of you regard me with apprehension bordering on fear.My threatening countenance over there to the right, my merciless rants against the likes of Thomas Kinkade and my position as unquestioned despot of Humor-Blogs.com -... [Read the full post]
Posted by Diesel on Monday, April 14, 2008


Congrats, Kadi!

There was a firestorm of controversy regarding this week's caption contest. Why does controversy always come in firestorms? Has there ever been a thunderstorm of controversy? A sandstorm of controversy?The controversy revolved, tornado-like, aroun... [Read the full post]
Posted by Diesel on Friday, April 11, 2008


Blogger of Light(R)

I’ve decided that I need a nemesis.A commenter recently suggested that His Excellency Lord Monkeyhands could be my nemesis, but I don’t know. It feels like settling to me. Monkeyhands isn’t up to being my Joker or Lex Luthor. Maybe if he, Human In... [Read the full post]
Posted by Diesel on Wednesday, April 09, 2008


Vote!

Sorry for the delay in getting this posted. Minor annoyances like work continue to get in the way of my all-important blogging duties. Remember, the winner gets a copy of Antisocial Commentary, so vote wisely!Bee said...Trimming my fingernails with... [Read the full post]
Posted by Diesel on Tuesday, April 08, 2008


Your Brain (for Dummies)

Congratulations on your selection of the Cerebronix Diesel 1000 Carbon-Based Brain! The Diesel 1000 is a state of the art cerebral engine that takes advantage of the latest in organic brain technology. We think you’ll be glad you chose the Diesel ... [Read the full post]
Posted by Diesel on Monday, April 07, 2008


Caption Contest: The Godfather

Finding little inspiration in the current crop of movies and TV shows, I have once again gone back to the classics for the caption contest.You know the rules. Submit your captions in the comments. Mrs. Diesel and I will pick our favorites, and I'll... [Read the full post]
Posted by Diesel on Friday, April 04, 2008


Tag at Your Peril!

Hail, carrion-in-waiting!I am Grûndir the Implacable, Nazgûl and Meme-Wraith. I serve the dark lord Diesel in the capacity of dispatching troublesome memes from these premises.It has come to my attention that there has been some scurrilous talk since... [Read the full post]
Posted by Diesel on Wednesday, April 02, 2008


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