It must be about time for a post that doesn't require much effort on my part. That's right, it's time for a Google Analytics search term post!
Here are some of the phrases that people have used to get to this site over
the past month:
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Have I mentioned lately that sponsors can contact me at diesel -at- mattresspolice.com regarding my rates?
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(opens envelope) Name three stupid animals in order from largest to smallest.
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Well... just how fat are you planning on getting?
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Yes, but not while I'm also trying to type.
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Let me get this straight. You're trying to get a hold of God's mattress? You Catholics are wacky.
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Well, there's sleep. That's pretty cool. Let's see here... build a fort, maybe? There was something else, but I can't quite think of it.
knob jobs
Oh, I remember now.
cost of rutherfordium per gram
dig trench time
Boy, you've come to the wrong place if you want an accurate benchmark for
that.
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The short answer to your question is magicyes.
how to build a continuity tester for mobile homes
Don't even try it! You need
special equipment! Like batteries, a light bulb, and a piece of aluminum foil. Special equipment!
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Easy, big fella. Take a deep breath and try again.
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...typing with one hand... please send help...
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...and please watch over grandma, amen.
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Sorry, ladies, I'm taken.
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Well, you're going to need some special equipment....