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My gopher post got quite a reaction.
commented on my observation that establishing a perimiter never seems to do any good on '24': You bring up an interesting point; I don’t think that I’ve ever seen a perimeter work in television or movies. Sometimes it comes close, but it never works. As a matter of fact, the phrase “establish a perimeter” should now be used exclusively as slang for failure. IE; “Wow Mike, you really ‘established a perimeter’ with the ladies at the club last night!” Or, “How’s Karen been doing with her opiate withdrawal?” To which the reply is, “Oh man, she’s ‘established a perimeter’ around the heroin again.”
As for the gophers, maybe you could get them to follow Chevy Chase’s career. They might not die, but at least you’ll never hear from them again! If gophers look at gopher porn, do they get gopher wood?
How's that for an obscure Bible reference? Maybe you can build an ark for when California falls into the Pacific!
(I was going to explain the reference, but then I thought, "Hell, why start now?")
Several people have commented on the odd word verification words that show up on my commenting app.
For example, said: Do you have anything to do with chosing the word verification thingy? Because I swear, it was CLITORIS. Why is my word verification "Reagan?"
You should really think about writing a humorous novel. As a powerhouse literary agent, I can tell you that it would be rejected far slower than some of the other stuff I get in. I have tried to join 5 times but the site won't let me Well,
that's all the information I need to solve the problem. I have pressed the magic
fix-it button. Please try again.
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