A day after lowering the price for the Kindle version to $1.99, Mercury Falls is now at #16 in the Humor category for Kindle ebooks! Check it out:
Look, I know I should be all cool-author-guy and stuff, but HOW SWEET IS THAT?
I know you're probably thinking, "Sure, #16 is pretty good, but don't you think you should be up there above The World's Greatest Books Volume 01 Fiction by some poser named 'Various'?" I mean, it's only got 2 stars, for Pete's sake! How great can it be? Sure, it's free, which is a little tough to compete with, but I expect a little more from you, Mr. KROO-zee, if that is your real name."
And you know what? You're totally right! I SHOULD be up there above The World's Greatest Books Volume 01 Fiction by that bastard Jean-Claude Maximillion Various. So here's the deal: If you have a Kindle, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE go buy the Kindle version of Mercury Falls RIGHT NOW.
Too desperate? Yeah, probably. Okay, you don't need to do it right now. Have a drink. Put your feet up. Relax.
Okay, NOW GO BUY IT.
Don't have a Kindle? No problem! Get the Kindle reader for your iPhone!
No iPhone? Jeez, what are you, Amish? Okay, go here and get the Kindle reader for your PC. THEN GO BUY MY BOOK.
Look, I know you probably already have the paperback. But come on, it's $1.99. I could have totally gotten away with charging you $13.99 for the paperback and you'd have been none the wiser. So just pretend that's what I did. And BUY MY BOOK.