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I need beta readers for my next book...

Hi all! I'm working on a collection of humorous essays similar to (but longer and better than) my Antisocial Commentary book, and I need your help. Currently I'm looking for feedback on what posts from this blog to include in the book and what posts to leave out. If you want to help, please email me at diesel(at)mattresspolice.com before Christmas and I will send you the current manuscript to look over.

Qualifications: 
  • Some familiarity with this blog. You see that heading over to the left that says "MOST POPULAR POSTS"? If you haven't read at least half of those, you're probably not going to be of much help. You don't need to have read Antisocial Commentary, but it wouldn't hurt.
  • Sense of humor.
  • Ability to dig a straight trench, within a variation of +/- 3 feet.
Compensation:
When the book is published, I'll send you a signed copy for free. I may or may not include a bookmark.

Thanks in advance for your help!
Posted by Diesel on Friday, December 18, 2009
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