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The Post that Explains Everything

The Dark Knight has now made a staggering $442 million. It's poised to overtake Star Wars as the second biggest grossing movie of all time (it'll take a few more weeks to sink Titanic). By contrast, the X-Files movie, released one week later, has m... [Read the full post]
Posted by Diesel on Wednesday, August 13, 2008


Close to Ten Tips on Writing a Funny Blog Post

As you know, my Meme-Wraith, Grundir the Implacable, generally dispatches all troublesome rodents and memes that attempt to violate the sanctity of Chez* Diesel. Today, however, Grundir humbly approached me cradling a delicate young meme bearing an ... [Read the full post]
Posted by Diesel on Monday, July 14, 2008


Down in the Trenches

Hail, soul-husks!I am Grûndir the Implacable, Nazgûl and meme wraith. You may know me as one of the nine dark riders who once served the Dark Lord Sauron. Since my beloved homeland of Mordor was overrun by hobbits, I have served as the chief meme-d... [Read the full post]
Posted by Diesel on Monday, June 02, 2008


Tag at Your Peril!

Hail, carrion-in-waiting!I am Grûndir the Implacable, Nazgûl and Meme-Wraith. I serve the dark lord Diesel in the capacity of dispatching troublesome memes from these premises.It has come to my attention that there has been some scurrilous talk since... [Read the full post]
Posted by Diesel on Wednesday, April 02, 2008


Gather Your Memes and Hobbits About You!

It seems as if every time I darken this blog with my ominous visage, I must first apologize for my long absence. So once again, flesh-bags, I must express my regret that I could not enlighten and terrify you sooner.Frankly, I grow a bit weary of bei... [Read the full post]
Posted by Diesel on Monday, March 17, 2008


Tremble Before My Shovel!

Greetings, wormfood!I apologize for my long absence. Diesel's estate seems to have developed a bit of a hobbit problem, and my lord insists that I deal with them. He won't admit it, but I suspect that he still feels a little bad about accidentally ... [Read the full post]
Posted by Diesel on Wednesday, January 23, 2008


"What's in your bag?"

Greetings, gristle-monkeys. I am Grundir the Implacable, Nazgul and Meme-Wraith. Shudder in the presence of my stench, for it is the stench of death and feet.Theresa, the Friesian-Spanish meme-virgin, who should know better, has tagged my master, D... [Read the full post]
Posted by Diesel on Monday, December 03, 2007


Thursday Shriek-Out: Humor-Blogs.com

Greetings, flesh-bags! I am Grundir the Implacable, Nazgûl and Meme-Wraith. My master, Diesel, is too busy serving the kingdom of Googûl to deal with the likes of you. Although this site has been largely meme-free for the past several weeks, my lord ... [Read the full post]
Posted by Diesel on Thursday, November 08, 2007


Thursday Shout-Out: Three Scary Monsters

Long time Mattress Police supporter, Humor-Blogs.com member and funny guy Mr. Fabulous is up for the Best Humor Blog award once again. Vote for him here. I know, I know, you want to vote for me, but you can't. I haven't been nominated, and if I ha... [Read the full post]
Posted by Diesel on Thursday, October 11, 2007


I Shall Cast Your Accursed Memes into the Crack of Mount Doom!

Firstly, let me put to rest the rumors of the Dark Lord Diesel's demise. Although he appreciates your well-wishing, he is not in fact ill. He merely had an abominable headache on Monday, perhaps of the sort caused by the screams of orcs being worke... [Read the full post]
Posted by Diesel on Wednesday, October 03, 2007


Thursday Shout-Out

Our favorite Nazgul and meme-wraith, Grundir the Implacable, has taken time out of his busy meme-killing schedule to guest post at Crummy Church Signs. Tremble as the mighty Nazgul directs his unbridled fury toward misguided church signs.Grundir is ... [Read the full post]
Posted by Diesel on Thursday, September 27, 2007


Thursday Shout-Out: G

No, that's not a typo. I'm giving a shout-out to the letter G. Like on Sesame Street, when they used to say "brought to you by the letters S, B, K and the number 7." Speaking of which, product placement on movies and TV shows has really gotten out... [Read the full post]
Posted by Diesel on Thursday, September 20, 2007


You Shall Tremble Before the Meme-Wraith!

Greetings, denizens of cyberspace! I am Grundir the Implacable. You may know me as one of the nine Nazgûl who once served the Dark Lord. You have probably heard by now that things are not going so well for my former master lately. Long story shor... [Read the full post]
Posted by Diesel on Wednesday, September 19, 2007


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