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The Post that Explains Everything

The Dark Knight has now made a staggering $442 million. It's poised to overtake Star Wars as the second biggest grossing movie of all time (it'll take a few more weeks to sink Titanic). By contrast, the X-Files movie, released one week later, has m... [Read the full post]
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Close to Ten Tips on Writing a Funny Blog Post

As you know, my Meme-Wraith, Grundir the Implacable, generally dispatches all troublesome rodents and memes that attempt to violate the sanctity of Chez* Diesel. Today, however, Grundir humbly approached me cradling a delicate young meme bearing an ... [Read the full post]
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Down in the Trenches

Hail, soul-husks!I am Grûndir the Implacable, Nazgûl and meme wraith. You may know me as one of the nine dark riders who once served the Dark Lord Sauron. Since my beloved homeland of Mordor was overrun by hobbits, I have served as the chief meme-d... [Read the full post]
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Tag at Your Peril

Hail, carrion-in-waiting!I am Grûndir the Implacable, Nazgûl and Meme-Wraith. I serve the dark lord Diesel in the capacity of dispatching troublesome memes from these premises.It has come to my attention that there has been some scurrilous talk since... [Read the full post]
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Gather Your Memes and Hobbits About You

It seems as if every time I darken this blog with my ominous visage, I must first apologize for my long absence. So once again, flesh-bags, I must express my regret that I could not enlighten and terrify you sooner.Frankly, I grow a bit weary of bei... [Read the full post]
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Tremble Before My Shovel

Greetings, wormfood!I apologize for my long absence. Diesel's estate seems to have developed a bit of a hobbit problem, and my lord insists that I deal with them. He won't admit it, but I suspect that he still feels a little bad about accidentally ... [Read the full post]
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What39s in your bag

Greetings, gristle-monkeys. I am Grundir the Implacable, Nazgul and Meme-Wraith. Shudder in the presence of my stench, for it is the stench of death and feet.Theresa, the Friesian-Spanish meme-virgin, who should know better, has tagged my master, D... [Read the full post]
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Thursday ShriekOut HumorBlogscom

Greetings, flesh-bags! I am Grundir the Implacable, Nazgûl and Meme-Wraith. My master, Diesel, is too busy serving the kingdom of Googûl to deal with the likes of you. Although this site has been largely meme-free for the past several weeks, my lord ... [Read the full post]
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Thursday ShoutOut Three Scary Monsters

Long time Mattress Police supporter, Humor-Blogs.com member and funny guy Mr. Fabulous is up for the Best Humor Blog award once again. Vote for him here. I know, I know, you want to vote for me, but you can't. I haven't been nominated, and if I ha... [Read the full post]
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I Shall Cast Your Accursed Memes into the Crack of Mount Doom

Firstly, let me put to rest the rumors of the Dark Lord Diesel's demise. Although he appreciates your well-wishing, he is not in fact ill. He merely had an abominable headache on Monday, perhaps of the sort caused by the screams of orcs being worke... [Read the full post]
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Thursday ShoutOut

Our favorite Nazgul and meme-wraith, Grundir the Implacable, has taken time out of his busy meme-killing schedule to guest post at Crummy Church Signs. Tremble as the mighty Nazgul directs his unbridled fury toward misguided church signs.Grundir is ... [Read the full post]
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Thursday ShoutOut G

No, that's not a typo. I'm giving a shout-out to the letter G. Like on Sesame Street, when they used to say "brought to you by the letters S, B, K and the number 7." Speaking of which, product placement on movies and TV shows has really gotten out... [Read the full post]
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You Shall Tremble Before the MemeWraith

Greetings, denizens of cyberspace! I am Grundir the Implacable. You may know me as one of the nine Nazgûl who once served the Dark Lord. You have probably heard by now that things are not going so well for my former master lately. Long story shor... [Read the full post]
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