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Sock Drawer #18

Some of these will seem familiar to those of you following me on Twitter. That's because Twitter is actually a PORTAL TO THE FUTURE.I was recently presented with evidence that 15 years of being married to me is affecting Mrs. Diesel's brain. I found ... [Read the full post]
Posted by Diesel on Wednesday, May 06, 2009


Sock Drawer #17

I have no idea what number Sock Drawer this is.  I should have been numbering them all along, but I didn't.  Anyway, I'm calling this one #17.**********A few days ago Mrs. Diesel and I were driving past a McDonald's that had a sign in the w... [Read the full post]
Posted by Diesel on Wednesday, March 11, 2009


Be Diesel for a Day!

Most of you have probably fantasized at one point or other of being me, and who can blame you? I have pretty much the best imaginable life. I have a beautiful wife, two angelic children, a great job that I only have to go to two days a week (and w... [Read the full post]
Posted by Diesel on Monday, March 02, 2009


Sock Drawer

I was reading the label on a bottle of ibuprofen yesterday, and noticed that it said, "If you consume more than three alcoholic beverages a day, you should ask a physician whether this product is right for you." What kind of advice is that? They sh... [Read the full post]
Posted by Diesel on Monday, January 05, 2009


I'm a 2008 Weblog Award Anomaly! Er, Nominee!

No caption contest today. Thanks to Blogger's publishing issues, my posting schedule is completely out of whack. I spent all day yesterday looking for more whack, but the stores were all closed.I'd also like to thank the fine folks at Blogger for p... [Read the full post]
Posted by Diesel on Friday, January 02, 2009


Best of the Mattress Police

Here are some posts that my readers seemed to particularly like. If you enjoy a post, please help spread the word by clicking the Digg, Stumble, or Smiley widgets at the bottom of the post. You can also subscribe to this blog to make sure you don't... [Read the full post]
Posted by Diesel on Saturday, November 01, 2008


Sock Drawer

You know what I hate? Those hot air blowers that they have in public restrooms these days instead of paper towel dispensers. Everybody hates those things. And the manufacturer knows that people hate them. That's why they put those big labels on th... [Read the full post]
Posted by Diesel on Thursday, October 30, 2008


Sock Drawer

First, I'd like to thank those of you who, according to Technorati, have been linking to me since December 31, 1969. It takes a lot of faith to link to a blog that doesn't yet exist, written by someone who hasn't yet been born, using technology that... [Read the full post]
Posted by Diesel on Monday, September 15, 2008


The Unbearable Dumbness of Being

So lately I've been trying to catch up on reading other peoples' blogs, and one of the inevitable consequences of that activity is me being irritated by how dumb some people are.Before I continue, I should explain that I myself am an idiot. A few da... [Read the full post]
Posted by Diesel on Wednesday, September 10, 2008


All of Your Ads Are Belong to Us

You guys seemed to like my last photo sock drawer post so much that I decided to do another one. No Mr. Bleach in this one though. Sadly, we've grown apart.First of all, I'm totally suing those bastards over at Big Idea Productions. I have documen... [Read the full post]
Posted by Diesel on Wednesday, September 03, 2008


Sock Drawer

Yes, it's time once again to clean out the disorganized sock drawer of my mind. First, though, I want to say thanks to everybody who voted for my posts recently at Humor-Blogs.com. I'm back on top, baby! Feel free to chuck a smiley in the general d... [Read the full post]
Posted by Diesel on Wednesday, August 27, 2008


Sock Drawer

You lucky bastards. You must have been really good to deserve another sock drawer post already. Like, you must have totally signed up at BlogCatalog and gave my blog glowing reviews and stuff. You guys rock! If you keep this up, pretty soon this ... [Read the full post]
Posted by Diesel on Monday, July 28, 2008


Sock Drawer

Yes, it's time once again to clean out the disorganized sock drawer of my mind.------------------One thing I've noticed when reading the obituaries is that a lot of people die after a "courageous battle with cancer." Nobody ever seems to die after a... [Read the full post]
Posted by Diesel on Monday, July 21, 2008


Diesel Begins

While Diesel is taking a well-deserved break from blogging this week, we present to you a special series of guest posts, lovingly entitled "Meet the Real Diesel."Today's guest blogger is Joel from Crummy Church Signs.Hi, everyone. I thought that sin... [Read the full post]
Posted by Diesel on Thursday, June 12, 2008


Sock Drawer

It's probably a good thing that Santa Claus isn't a Muslim, because when you live at the North Pole, it's really hard to face east five times a day.*****I hate Vegans. I don't mind regular vegetarians so much, but there is a certain smugness about v... [Read the full post]
Posted by Diesel on Monday, May 26, 2008


Sock Drawer

It must be about time for another sock drawer post. This is where I do some housecleaning of all the odd ideas that are cluttering up the corners of my mind. Enjoy.When I was a kid, there was a thing called "I.Q.", which measured one's intelligence... [Read the full post]
Posted by Diesel on Thursday, May 08, 2008


Sock Drawer

Sometimes I wonder if Hugh Jackman is an alien sent to earth from outer space to spy on humanity. The aliens wanted to give him a totally average sounding name that wouldn't stand out, so they came up with "Jack Human," but then there was a mix-up w... [Read the full post]
Posted by Diesel on Monday, February 04, 2008


Caption Contest Winners

This week's winning caption came from y not i. Y not i, if you had a blog, you could display the coveted In Your Face award:In second place was Bex Mitchell, with:Rambo - "...and I will love him, and hug him, andcall him George..." (Diesel sighs wit... [Read the full post]
Posted by Diesel on Friday, February 01, 2008


Sock Drawer

Submitted for your approval, some random items from the disorganized sock drawer that is my brain....-------------------I don't understand why people are freaking out about a little lead in toys. When I was a kid, I used to play with little paintabl... [Read the full post]
Posted by Diesel on Monday, December 17, 2007


Sock Drawer: Picture Edition!

Once in a while I do what I call a "sock drawer" post, where I post a bunch of random jokes and musings that I haven't figured out how to stretch into a full post. Lately I haven't had a lot of time to write blog posts, as I've been working on my pl... [Read the full post]
Posted by Diesel on Wednesday, September 12, 2007


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