A Big Pile of Garbage

Regular readers of this blog will know that I have, in theory, solved many of the world's problems. For example, I addressed the quagmire in Iraq by suggesting that we sell our military to the oil companies and I detailed a brilliant strategy to str... [Read the full post]

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A Handy Guide to the State of Michigan

There are not, at present, very many good reasons to live in Michigan. The weather blows, the roads are terrible, and even the state's admittedly successful strategy to avoid the economic ups and downs that have plagued other states has consisted pr... [Read the full post]

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Done!

Ok, the Humor-Blogs.com upgrade is finally done. I'll be working out a few more minor issues this weekend, but for the most part it's up and running. The new site features:Cool blog preview snapshotsWider range of blog feeds accepted, including Blo... [Read the full post]

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The Unbearable Dumbness of Being

So lately I've been trying to catch up on reading other peoples' blogs, and one of the inevitable consequences of that activity is me being irritated by how dumb some people are.Before I continue, I should explain that I myself am an idiot. A few da... [Read the full post]

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The Elements of Spam

If you're like me, you can't open your email without being bombarded by dozens of solicitations for products purporting to augment your physical, mental, or financial well-being. And if you have a phenomenally successful blog like this one, you're p... [Read the full post]

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The Post Where I Make Things Right With the Touchy Females

So my last post got me called a misogynist, which is rather unfair, since I don’t hate women so much as I hate people in general. That’s why my blog has the sub-heading "Antisocial Commentary." I even wrote a book with that title. I’m not sure how... [Read the full post]

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Ahmadinejad Kills in New York, Launches North American Comedy Tour

Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad was an unexpected hit at Columbia University on Monday. "He's like the Iranian Yakov Smirnoff," said one attendee. "Except funny."At first it looked like Ahmadinejad was going to bomb. "Let me tell a joke here... [Read the full post]

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Whom, Meme?

I've decided that I hate memes. In case you're not familiar with blogging lingo, a meme is the blogging equivalent of a chain letter. Usually you’re instructed to answer some silly questions on your blog and then “tag” five or six other bloggers. Th... [Read the full post]

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Another Slick Idea...

You wouldn't think that someone who has spent the past 14 years living with me would have trouble coming up with tears, but for some reason Mrs. Diesel has chronically dry eyes. For this condition she uses eye drops called "artificial tears."There ar... [Read the full post]

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The Straight, the Narrow and the Raunchy

He wore a checkered blazer. Not exactly gaudy, but not exactly stylish. His hair was gelled but slightly mussed. Overall, he gave the impression of a man who cared about his appearance but not enough to shower regularly. If this weren't 1993, I might... [Read the full post]

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Bringing Snarky Back

When I was a kid, I spent a fair amount of time being scolded for doing things I wasn't supposed to do. Like maybe I talked back to a teacher, or lost my homework, or nearly burned down our neighborhood, for example.One thing I don't remember having ... [Read the full post]

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