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Hi. My name is Rob Kroese, AKA "Diesel." This is my blog. It has many words in it, which are arranged in an intentionally amusing manner. I don't update it much any more on account of IT WAS TAKING OVER MY LIFE. But hey, there's plenty of good stuff in the archives. If you're new here, start with some of my Most Popular Posts. And if you like that stuff, feel free to buy my novel. All proceeds go toward proving to my junior high school teachers that I'm not a huge failure. And if you're still not convinced, read a sample chapter here. It's awesome.
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Taking a Breather

I've decided to take a little time off from blogging so I can finish toning down the awesomeness of Mercury Falls and catch up on some other things.  Don't worry; it will probably be just a week or two.   While you're waiting for me to come ba... [Read the full post]
Do you find yourself thinking, "Sure, that was a pretty good post, but it's too bad it's not 300 pages long"? Then you should totally buy my novel, Mercury Falls!
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I'm a 2008 Weblog Award Anomaly! Er, Nominee!

No caption contest today. Thanks to Blogger's publishing issues, my posting schedule is completely out of whack. I spent all day yesterday looking for more whack, but the stores were all closed.I'd also like to thank the fine folks at Blogger for p... [Read the full post]
Do you find yourself thinking, "Sure, that was a pretty good post, but it's too bad it's not 300 pages long"? Then you should totally buy my novel, Mercury Falls!
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Best of the Mattress Police

Here are some posts that my readers seemed to particularly like. If you enjoy a post, please help spread the word by clicking the Digg, Stumble, or Smiley widgets at the bottom of the post. You can also subscribe to this blog to make sure you don't... [Read the full post]
Do you find yourself thinking, "Sure, that was a pretty good post, but it's too bad it's not 300 pages long"? Then you should totally buy my novel, Mercury Falls!
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Close to Ten Tips on Writing a Funny Blog Post

As you know, my Meme-Wraith, Grundir the Implacable, generally dispatches all troublesome rodents and memes that attempt to violate the sanctity of Chez* Diesel. Today, however, Grundir humbly approached me cradling a delicate young meme bearing an ... [Read the full post]
Do you find yourself thinking, "Sure, that was a pretty good post, but it's too bad it's not 300 pages long"? Then you should totally buy my novel, Mercury Falls!
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Can you dig it?

Dear 19 year old neighbor kid whom I’m paying eight bucks an hour to dig trenches:You probably won’t read this, but I’ve noticed that you have a lot of questions regarding your position in our organization, and I wanted to write down some answers so ... [Read the full post]
Do you find yourself thinking, "Sure, that was a pretty good post, but it's too bad it's not 300 pages long"? Then you should totally buy my novel, Mercury Falls!
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