My Novel, Mercury Falls Most Popular Posts My Novel Again About MP
Hi. My name is Rob Kroese, AKA "Diesel." This is my blog. It has many words in it, which are arranged in an intentionally amusing manner. I don't update it much any more on account of IT WAS TAKING OVER MY LIFE. But hey, there's plenty of good stuff in the archives. If you're new here, start with some of my Most Popular Posts. And if you like that stuff, feel free to buy my novel. All proceeds go toward proving to my junior high school teachers that I'm not a huge failure. And if you're still not convinced, read a sample chapter here. It's awesome.
Posts matching 'diesel in 2020'

Your Visual Guide to Media Coverage of the Stock Market

If you're like most Americans, you're confused by the news media's coverage of the recent tribulations in the stock market. Short selling, P/E ratios, beef jerky futures ... what does it all mean?Now, thanks to me, you no longer even have to read th... [Read the full post]
Do you find yourself thinking, "Sure, that was a pretty good post, but it's too bad it's not 300 pages long"? Then you should totally buy my novel, Mercury Falls!
StumbleUpon

A Vote for Me is Vote for Not The Other Guy

All this talk about politics has made me nostalgic for my first presidential campaign, back when I was 20 years old.I was a political science major at the time, because I hadn't realized yet that philosophy was even more abstract and impractical. Th... [Read the full post]
Do you find yourself thinking, "Sure, that was a pretty good post, but it's too bad it's not 300 pages long"? Then you should totally buy my novel, Mercury Falls!
StumbleUpon

Throwing My Vote Away (on a Smaller Vagina)

Occasionally someone will attempt to engage me in a conversation about the U.S. presidential election, an endeavor that inevitably ends in failure and disappointment. The attempted conversation, I mean, although the description fits the election pro... [Read the full post]
Do you find yourself thinking, "Sure, that was a pretty good post, but it's too bad it's not 300 pages long"? Then you should totally buy my novel, Mercury Falls!
StumbleUpon

Read My Lips: No New Anything!

Occasionally when I write one of my brilliant political missives someone leaves a comment like this one:Very good site. Thank you:-) farm porn mother son porn dragonball porn lindsay lohan porn free porn samples home porn free porn passwords tara rei... [Read the full post]
Do you find yourself thinking, "Sure, that was a pretty good post, but it's too bad it's not 300 pages long"? Then you should totally buy my novel, Mercury Falls!
StumbleUpon

Diesel's Campaign Running out of Gas

Barely three weeks into a 13 year campaign, insiders report that the Diesel for President organization is struggling to regain the momentum of its heady early days. Having blown most of its budget on Mentos and bubblewrap, the group is having troub... [Read the full post]
Do you find yourself thinking, "Sure, that was a pretty good post, but it's too bad it's not 300 pages long"? Then you should totally buy my novel, Mercury Falls!
StumbleUpon

Diesel in 2020

Here in the U.S. we're about as far away from an election as possible, which can mean only one thing: It's campaign season!Campaign season gets longer and longer with every election, and using simple high school calculus and some PhD-level guesswork... [Read the full post]
Do you find yourself thinking, "Sure, that was a pretty good post, but it's too bad it's not 300 pages long"? Then you should totally buy my novel, Mercury Falls!
StumbleUpon
<-- Older Posts     Newer Posts -->