Hi. My name is Rob Kroese, AKA "Diesel." This is my blog. It has many words in it, which are arranged in an intentionally amusing manner. I don't update it much any more on account of IT WAS TAKING OVER MY LIFE. But hey, there's plenty of good stuff in the archives. If you're new here, start with some of my Most Popular Posts. And if you like that stuff, feel free to buy my novel. All proceeds go toward proving to my junior high school teachers that I'm not a huge failure. And if you're still not convinced, read a sample chapter here. It's awesome.

Best of MP: The Force is Middling in this One

This may be my personal favorite of all the posts I've done over the past (nearly) two years. There's probably no more fertile ground for parody than the Star Wars universe, with its black-and-white moral framework, cardboard characters and fortune ... [Read the full post]



Do you find yourself thinking, "Sure, that was a pretty good post, but it's too bad it's not 300 pages long"? Then you should totally buy my novel, Mercury Falls!

The Antisocial Commentary Release Party!

So, I wrote this book, see.It's pretty darn funny, if I do say so myself. It's got over 50 of my best posts, with all the stupid boring crap taken out and some cool non-boring crap shoved in where the boring crap used to be. It's going to retail fo... [Read the full post]



Do you find yourself thinking, "Sure, that was a pretty good post, but it's too bad it's not 300 pages long"? Then you should totally buy my novel, Mercury Falls!

Would You Buy This Book?

At the urging of certain of my more enthusiastic fans, I've started consolidating some of my better writings into a collection tentatively titled Antisocial Commentary: From the Secret Files of the Mattress Police. Believe it or not, in the eight mo... [Read the full post]



Do you find yourself thinking, "Sure, that was a pretty good post, but it's too bad it's not 300 pages long"? Then you should totally buy my novel, Mercury Falls!

The Force is Middling in this One

6/30/06Cam Cloudhammer, Director of Human Resources, Order of the JediDear Mr. Cloudhammer,As a recent graduate of the Tatooine Academy of Arts and Sciences, I was excited to hear about the opening with the Jedi Knights for an entry level Force Techn... [Read the full post]



Do you find yourself thinking, "Sure, that was a pretty good post, but it's too bad it's not 300 pages long"? Then you should totally buy my novel, Mercury Falls!

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