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Make Diesel Read a Book - Update 4

Despite the impending holidays and the recent string of coups at the Mattress Police, the Lamest Contest Ever soldiers on. I have just ticked off two more books on my list, simply by reading them. You wouldn't think it would be so easy to anger boo... [Read the full post]
Posted by Diesel on Tuesday, September 25, 2007


Hello, I'm Sorry

So I’m sitting in my parents’ living room on Friday, feeling the kind of vague unease that creeps up on me when I can't remember what hot stocks I should buy or where to get discount V1@gr@and I think to myself, “I should check my email.” My parents... [Read the full post]
Posted by Diesel on Wednesday, June 13, 2007


Vote!

Man, it was tough picking my ten favorites this time. I had to exclude some really good captions to keep it down to ten. Cast your vote and then check back this Saturday to see the final results. Hopefully I've got the poll settings configured so ... [Read the full post]
Posted by Diesel on Tuesday, May 08, 2007


Housekeeping Post

My shipment from Amazon finally arrived, so I've made some more progress on the Lamest Contest Ever. Read my thoughts on Hugh Laurie's The Gunseller at Central Booking.I'm struggling with the temptation to come out of retirement. Find out why at Ma... [Read the full post]
Posted by Diesel on Saturday, December 30, 2006


Self-Consciousness

Note: I was a little under the weather yesterday, and too foggy to come up with a Thursday Shout-Out. So I'm posting this little gem instead. I wrote it a couple of weeks ago, before The Lamest Contest Ever started. I tell you this so that you won... [Read the full post]
Posted by Diesel on Thursday, December 07, 2006


The Lamest Contest Ever

I've been trying to think of a contest to do on this site, but unfortunately all the cool ideas, like this, this, this and this, have been taken. "There has to be some kind of contest I can do," I thought, and proceeded to channel all of my menta... [Read the full post]
Posted by Diesel on Tuesday, November 28, 2006


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