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Angels and Monkeys: My Conversation with Mark Rayner

As the MF'ing Blog Tour nears its end, I decided to do something a bit different today. What follows is a conversation I recently had with the author of the new novel Marvellous Hairy, Mark Rayner. As Mercury Falls and Marvellous Hairy are both ... [Read the full post]
Posted by Diesel on Tuesday, November 17, 2009


Done!

Ok, the Humor-Blogs.com upgrade is finally done. I'll be working out a few more minor issues this weekend, but for the most part it's up and running. The new site features:Cool blog preview snapshotsWider range of blog feeds accepted, including Blo... [Read the full post]
Posted by Diesel on Friday, October 03, 2008


Diesel's Summer Vacation

While Diesel is taking a well-deserved break from blogging this week, we present to you a special series of guest posts, lovingly entitled "Meet the Real Diesel."Today's guest blogger is Snuppy, aka "Crazy Aunt Bea," formerly of Central Snark, whose ... [Read the full post]
Posted by Diesel on Monday, June 09, 2008


Now in Snark-o-Vision!

I'm coming down with a cold and I didn't want to get germs all over my blog, so I'm over at Central Snark today blathering about dumb jokes and robots. I'll be back here tomorrow with a thoroughly disinfected, and probably disaffected, post.Labels: ... [Read the full post]
Posted by Diesel on Saturday, December 22, 2007


Too Much to Bear

I came across two alarming statistics recently. I read one of them in our local newspaper and the other one on the side of a Happy Meal container, so I'm pretty sure at least the second one is true.Statistic 1: The world's population is likely to pe... [Read the full post]
Posted by Diesel on Wednesday, August 15, 2007


Do Androids Use Electric Blankets Made of Wool from Electric Sheep? (Saturday Quiz)

In an effort to thwart spambots and other automated mischief, I like to occasionally screen my visitors to determine whether they are in fact human, or at least a reasonable fascimile thereof. To that end I have invented the Groening-Dick test, a se... [Read the full post]
Posted by Diesel on Saturday, November 18, 2006


Superfreaky

I'm a superhero freak. Er, I mean I love superheroes, not that I'm superhumanly freakish. I am, but that's a topic for another post.The whole avenging crusader bit? Sign me up. The mild mannered paper shuffler turned nocturnal ass-kicker bit? Oh ... [Read the full post]
Posted by Diesel on Sunday, November 12, 2006


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