Hi. My name is Rob Kroese, AKA "Diesel." This is my blog. It has many words in it, which are arranged in an intentionally amusing manner. I don't update it much any more on account of IT WAS TAKING OVER MY LIFE. But hey, there's plenty of good stuff in the archives. If you're new here, start with some of my Most Popular Posts. And if you like that stuff, feel free to buy my novel. All proceeds go toward proving to my junior high school teachers that I'm not a huge failure. And if you're still not convinced, read a sample chapter here. It's awesome.

Throwing My Vote Away (on a Smaller Vagina)

Occasionally someone will attempt to engage me in a conversation about the U.S. presidential election, an endeavor that inevitably ends in failure and disappointment. The attempted conversation, I mean, although the description fits the election pro... [Read the full post]



Do you find yourself thinking, "Sure, that was a pretty good post, but it's too bad it's not 300 pages long"? Then you should totally buy my novel, Mercury Falls!

Running Mates

With my own presidential hopes dwindling, I have turned my attention to the current crop of candidates. Which of these gentlemen or harshlady, I wondered, is worthy of my vote?Sadly, I find all the popular the candidates wanting. It's not that they... [Read the full post]



Do you find yourself thinking, "Sure, that was a pretty good post, but it's too bad it's not 300 pages long"? Then you should totally buy my novel, Mercury Falls!

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