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Hi. My name is Rob Kroese, AKA "Diesel." This is my blog. It has many words in it, which are arranged in an intentionally amusing manner. I don't update it much any more on account of IT WAS TAKING OVER MY LIFE. But hey, there's plenty of good stuff in the archives. If you're new here, start with some of my Most Popular Posts. And if you like that stuff, feel free to buy my novel. All proceeds go toward proving to my junior high school teachers that I'm not a huge failure. And if you're still not convinced, read a sample chapter here. It's awesome.
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Thursday Shout Out: You Guys (ok, and my book)

Man, what a week. Between puking my guts out, taking care of children who were puking their guts out, wrapping up a programming job for a client and working on a radical revamp of humor-blogs.com (which I'm almost done with), I haven't had a lot of ... [Read the full post]
Posted by Diesel on Thursday, November 29, 2007
Do you find yourself thinking, "Sure, that was a pretty good post, but it's too bad it's not 300 pages long"? Then you should totally buy my novel, Mercury Falls!
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Thursday Shout Out: God (A Thanksgiving Photo Essay)

Our front yard in August:Our front yard today:The house:The urchins:The urchins' mommy:Thanksgiving reading material (and George):Have you ordered your copy yet? I haven't read mine yet because Mrs. Diesel wouldn't let go of it. Judging from her ch... [Read the full post]
Posted by Diesel on Thursday, November 22, 2007
Do you find yourself thinking, "Sure, that was a pretty good post, but it's too bad it's not 300 pages long"? Then you should totally buy my novel, Mercury Falls!
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Thursday Shout Out

You guys should really check out Tina's blog. She's wacky.Jocelyn is slightly less wacky, but she makes up for it with added coherency.Have you ordered your signed, discounted copy of Crummy Church Signs Volume 1 by our good friend and witty gentlem... [Read the full post]
Posted by Diesel on Thursday, November 01, 2007
Do you find yourself thinking, "Sure, that was a pretty good post, but it's too bad it's not 300 pages long"? Then you should totally buy my novel, Mercury Falls!
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Thursday Shout Out: Thinking Bloggers

I've been accused of a lot of things, but this is a new one. I have now been accused not once, but twice, of making people think. I'm sorry, I don't know what what wrong. Shrink Wrapped Scream said that I write with "acidic irony." I'm not sure w... [Read the full post]
Posted by Diesel on Thursday, April 26, 2007
Do you find yourself thinking, "Sure, that was a pretty good post, but it's too bad it's not 300 pages long"? Then you should totally buy my novel, Mercury Falls!
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