Hi. My name is Rob Kroese, AKA "Diesel." This is my blog. It has many words in it, which are arranged in an intentionally amusing manner. I don't update it much any more on account of IT WAS TAKING OVER MY LIFE. But hey, there's plenty of good stuff in the archives. If you're new here, start with some of my Most Popular Posts. And if you like that stuff, feel free to buy my novel. All proceeds go toward proving to my junior high school teachers that I'm not a huge failure. And if you're still not convinced, read a sample chapter here. It's awesome.

Stuck with Huey

I wasn't sure what I was going to post this morning, but as sometimes happens when you're a blogger of my stature (I'm 6'2"), the answer came to me in a dream.Those of you who have been following this blog for some time know that the true motivation ... [Read the full post]



Do you find yourself thinking, "Sure, that was a pretty good post, but it's too bad it's not 300 pages long"? Then you should totally buy my novel, Mercury Falls!

Celebrities I Have Dreamed About

If you think I come up with some crazy stuff while I'm awake, you should hear my dreams.One of my favorites is a dream that I had when I was a little kid. I was walking through our house and I saw that there were wolves hiding behind the furniture.... [Read the full post]



Do you find yourself thinking, "Sure, that was a pretty good post, but it's too bad it's not 300 pages long"? Then you should totally buy my novel, Mercury Falls!

Waiting for Huey

I have a dream.I have a dream that some day in the not-too-distant future, little white children and other, slightly larger white children will hold hands and sing in unison Huey Lewis' "Power of Love." But not the part about love being "stronger an... [Read the full post]



Do you find yourself thinking, "Sure, that was a pretty good post, but it's too bad it's not 300 pages long"? Then you should totally buy my novel, Mercury Falls!

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