1. Do you like cheese? Yes No
2. When you talk, do your listeners get that far-away look in their eyes like Tim Robbins in the Shawshank Redemption? Yes No Sometimes Listeners?
3. What is your cat's name: Mr. Wuzzles Coco Something else I could give a shit about
4. Tell us 100 things about yourself.
Now press Ctrl+A and hit the Delete key.
5. Blogs are to writing as: The printing press is to hand-written manuscripts Radio is to the telephone The Dukes of Hazzard Movie is to the Dukes of Hazzard TV show A megaphone is to a dentist drill
6. Every blog should have: A point A central theme A unified graphical layout A bajillion links to other blogs
