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Hi. My name is Rob Kroese, AKA "Diesel." This is my blog. It has many words in it, which are arranged in an intentionally amusing manner. I don't update it much any more on account of IT WAS TAKING OVER MY LIFE. But hey, there's plenty of good stuff in the archives. If you're new here, start with some of my Most Popular Posts. And if you like that stuff, feel free to buy my novel. All proceeds go toward proving to my junior high school teachers that I'm not a huge failure. And if you're still not convinced, read a sample chapter here. It's awesome.

Caption Contest Winners

This week wyo once again trounced the competition with a caption that perfectly fit the dumb guy look on my face while simultaneously poking fun at Johnny Depp's history of collaboration with Tim Burton.



Congratulations, wyo! You may display this customized 2-Time In Your Face Award that I stole from another multiple winner, Crummy Joel.



As always, the winner may also post the picture with their winning caption on their own site (you can link directly from my site if you want; Lord knows that I've got plenty of other people stealing my bandwidth already).

Tied for second were Mark Jabo, with:
Diesel: I'm just saying ... I never heard of "cranial liposuction"...
And Sparrow, with:
"I'm sooooo excited to be in my first musical, Johnny! Especially to be working with you! But isn't the script a little short? Mine only goes to page six..."
Congratulations, everybody! This was a particularly tough one to pick the finalists for.

By the way, there's one question I forgot to answer in my post yesterday. Here's the deal with the math problems: The first time you leave a comment, it's going to make you answer a math problem. This is an anti-spam measure. If you check the "Remember Me" box (and you have cookies enabled in your browser), it shouldn't make you do a math problem again. Also, it won't make you do a math problem if you are logged in with your Humor-Blogs.com account.

Anyway, that's the way it works right now. Evidently I'm still getting spammed, so I may need to make people do a math problem every time unless they're logged in. We'll see how it goes.

I'll be back on Monday with another fandamntastic post about something. Until then, make sure you read my plan for fixing the weak dollar by pegging it to marijuana. It will open your eyes and yes, quite possibly, your heart.

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