Lotsa Winners

This week's winning caption came from Mattress Police Stalker-in-Chief, Zoning Out Again. Or is it Obsessive Randomness with Zoning Out Again? Or maybe it's Zoning Random Obsessively Zoning Random Ponderings. Or something. Anyway, congratulations. I'm just glad that the most personally insulting entry didn't win. After all, it's not George Clooney's fault he's not as cool as me. Give the guy a break.

Second place went to Joel B. from Crummy Church Signs:

Oddly enough, the planes for "Dorktown" and "Coolville" were boarding from the same gate.

And coming in third, this gem from new contender Renal Failure:

"So what did you put in Affleck's suitcase?"
"Couple dog biscuits and some kiddie porn."
"Nice... nice..."

In other news, I have randomly selected the winning participants in the Antisocial Commentary release party raffle. (And yes, Candace and Jocelyn, I included your names in the drawing. Sorry for leaving you off the list).

The winners of this little contest receive a FREE copy of my new book, Antisocial Commentary: From the Secret Files of the Mattress Police. And the winners are...

1. Desperate Horsewife from On the Shores of Carpenter Creek
2. The Drive-By Blogger
3. Logophile from It Really is a Dog's Life

To the winners: It would help me out if you could go to the Order Form so I can get your names and addresses. I'll make sure you don't get charged. Or, if you'd rather, just send me an email at diesel -at- mattresspolice.com.

And if you didn't win, don't worry! There is still time to preorder a signed, discounted copy of Antisocial Commentary. Order your copy today!

Thanks, everybody!


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Labels: Antisocial Commentary, Caption Contest