Sorry I never got around to posting yesterday; I was a bit under the weather. Or maybe it was the half bottle of Southern Comfort. Anyway, I was under something.
So Happy New Year and stuff. You'll be relieved to know that
Huey Lewis has been declared an underappreciated genius by a ratio of 2 to 1. The Huey-haters never had a chance, although I did catch Grundir scheming behind my back with elasticwaistbandlady to skew the vote in their favor. It seems that Nazgul are not, after all, big fans of catchy 80s pop tunes. Who knew?
Technically, the
elasticwaistbandlady is supposed to do a post lauding the genius of Huey and post my Huey banner, but I'm not going to press the issue. The message of Huey is spread by love and friendship, not by brute force. The Huey-haters will come around eventually. And if they don't, we can just round them up and put them in Huey-hater camps.
Ok, on with the caption contest finalists:
CrummyJoel said...
NO ONE resists the COMFY CHAIR!!
Mark Jabo said...
Diesel: I'm just saying ... I never heard of "cranial liposuction"...
Barry said...
Well Doc, I've been on your gravy diet for a week now and feel great! How do I look?
wyo said...
Hey, dude, the razor is cool, but you know what would be AWESOME? If you had SCISSORS FOR HANDS!
Sparrow said...
"I'm sooooo excited to be in my first musical, Johnny! Especially to be working with you! But isn't the script a little short? Mine only goes to page six..."
Derek said...
Just a little off the top please. I'd like it to look like Bruce Willis in the new Die Hard, can you do that?
claire said...
Diesel: If you stop singing, I'll LET you cut my throat!
renalfailure said...
It's easier to listen to someone ramble about voting Libertarian when you're ultimately planning to slit their throat.
LOBO said...
"No, I'm fine. I've just never had a proctologist make me drink three shots of Wild Turkey first."
Stushie said...
Diesel: You want the truth, Johnny? Huey Lewis is a better singer. It's all in the throat and he's a cut above yourself.
I know, it seems like this blog has been all about voting for one damn thing or another lately. I'll see if I can come up with an honest-to-goodness post tomorrow. See you then.
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