Sorry for the late posting; I had a hell of a time picking ten this time around. It was tough enough just picking only one of Brad's captions.
Brad said...
"Felsen. Papier. Schere. GEHEN!"
Howard Semones said...
"Hmm, it says, 'Help! I've been kidnapped by thetans and am being held against my will!' Signed, 'K.H.' Oh, this must be yours, Mr. Cruise."
Alex L said...
Diesel: "Ok and the winner is... Pooey, McBumstead... so you think the crew raffle is funny do you guys? Well next time you can organise it yourselves."
y not i said...
It looks like...Bob is the winner! He gets to wear the eyepatch next. Give it up, Tom.
The Office Scribe said...
Because Mr. Cruise will only walk on a pathway constructed solely of Fruit By The Foot.
Angry Max said...
"Okay, Mr. Cruise, if you stand on this tape I'm putting down, and if the tall Nazi would bow his head a little lower, you'll look a little less like a Smurf on camera. No promises."
ALL 4 LUBZ said...
Wardrobe Diesel: Here, I see the contradiction. While the jack boots definitely send a strong "Don't f*** with me" message, the mauve stripe down the pants screams "respect is optional."
crazy aunt bea said...
Diesel: "It says:
Follow der Yellow Reich Road."
Claus: Follow der Yellow Reich Road?"
Diesel: Follow der Yellow Reich Road!
All (sing): We're off to kill der Führer! Seig Heil! Seig Heil! Seig Heil!"
SinisterDan said...
Diesel: Sorry sir, your dignity isn't down here either.
G.C. Philo said...
Cruise thinking: "This Scientology bullshit is ridiculous. I'll give it up unless the ghost of L. Ron Hubbard sends me a sign. Let's say... red tape on the floor."
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