Think You Have What It Takes to Be A Mattress Inspector?
Use one of the text links or the graphic below and link to me from your own website. Then send me an email at rkroese[-at-]clearwire.net and let me know you've linked to me, and I'll be happy to link back to you. Unless your site is gross or written in crayon. Your rank within the force will be determined according to the precise guidelines outlined on this page.Mattress Police
Mattress Police - Antisocial Commentary
How the Ranks Work
Your rank within the Mattress Police organization will be determined by a complex proprietary algorithm taking into account:- How much I like your site
- What you have done for me lately
- How often your site is updated
- Would I be embarrassed if my mom saw your site? (This can go either way, depending on my mood)
- Are you related to me? (Same deal here)
- How pithy is your site?
- "Intangibles"
- A certain je ne sais quoi
- A variety of ever-changing X-factors
- Pure luck
- Impetuous decision making by a pack of hungry coyotes
- Sun spots
- Phrenology
Some That Fate Has Smiled Upon:
Adjutant Inspectors
- Central Snark
- Kinda Kitschy
- Wolfe's Musings
- The Drive-by Blogger
- Crummy Church Signs
- Dan's Blah Blah Blog
- Belle of the Brawl
Deputy Inquisitors
- Puppy Toes
- simply said
- Tom's Rhetoric
- Pointless Drivel
- Waking Ambrose
- Say No to Crack
- The Floater Blog
- The Hot Librarian
- Educated and Poor
- Chronicles of Cindra
- The Chrysalis Stage
- Opiate of the Masses
- To Be Perfectly Clear
- It really is a dog's life
- Random Observations
- Blog It Like You Mean It
- Radioactive Liberty
- AnonymousCoworker
- Up the Hudson with Gun & Camera
- Jumping at the Ground and Missing
- Thud Factor
- Apropos of Something
Cooperative Citizens
- ckmunson
- Jon Swift
- Davezilla
- Izzle pfaff!
- Below the 8
- Culture Kills
- The Peevery
- /etc/running
- Tan Lucy Pez
- The Ice Queen
- BoBo BanJoey
- Red Tractor USA
- To Be Horribly Unclear
- It Came from Allen's Brain
- Wide Lawns Narrow Minds
- Unnecessary Quotation Marks